There's only one thing better in fantasy football than winning it all, and that's some playful league hazing of the guy or girl who came in last place. Everyone loves to bust their good friend's or family member's chops, and fantasy football offers that opportunity each season.


The Philadelphia Eagles may be on top of the world coming off of their Super Bowl LII win, but regardless of how this season finishes, there will be some Eagles fans out there who finish the exact opposite in their fantasy football leagues when all is said and done. Here are three ways you can playfully and epically punish them for coming in last place.


3. Dress in Jason Kelce Mummer Outfit

Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles Victory Parade

Eagles lineman Jason Kelce had one of the most epic Super Bowl Parade speeches in NFL history, and the fact that he did it in a Mummers costume made the entire spectacle even that much greater. So, get the league together and rent that getup for the last-place finisher to wear to work for a full day. Take pictures, film it, and put it on any social media platform you can think of. Some people will definitely call them a hero, but there's no way it's comfortable. Added bonus if you force your friend to have to make a speech as well.


2. Climb Up a Greased Pole

Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles Victory Parade

Philly fans stormed the streets throughout the postseason and scaled traffic poles to the point where authorities tried (and horribly failed) to stop them by greasing the street poles beforehand. Break out the bucket of Crisco, bring back the celebratory memories, and challenge the last-place person to get their climb on. Make sure you're quick as possible, and don't say you got the idea from us if officials intervene mid-climb.


1. Early Morning Rocky Run

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The Rocky Statue, near the historic Philadelphia Museum of Arts, is one of the most iconic landmarks in Philly. But people forget how long Rocky ran before getting all the way up those stairs. Why not relive the moment and make your fantasy squad's loser take that run early in the morning. A little light editing to insert that famous Rocky theme music while your out-of shape friend struggles to reach the top would be a perfect touch for the family to laugh at before next year's draft and for the rest of time.