The Bench

Flowchart: Will Luis Suarez Bite You?

Jun 25 11:24am

Luis Suarez added to his reputation as a biter during yesterday’s World Cup match against Italy. No, not a biter like a guy that steals another player’s moves, or snazzy hairstyle. A biter in the literal sense. He bites people during games. While this may seem surreal, it has now happened multiple times during the forward’s career. Many assume that he will be suspended for the rest of the World Cup, but a ruling has not yet been handed down. In any case, since this seems to be an ongoing problem, here’s a flowchart to help you measure your own risk of being bitten by Luis Suarez.

 

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