50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2013 251

With the NFL draft drifting faster than a Mark Sanchez pick-6, all you NFL fans are undoubtedly quivering in anticipation of the upcoming fantasy football season.

Go ahead and study your splits, memorize your depth charts, and dream about your rookies. It’ll be a waste! Everyone knows that in a clever team name is the key to fantasy success. And if you’re truly enjoying fantasy football success, make sure to check out our one-day fantasy football leagues for real cash, where you can pick a new team every day using our unique salary cap format. No draft order, no season-long commitment, no tears.

But first, let’s review the classiest, craftiest, and most disingenuously entertaining names flooding the web. These are the names that will intimidate and annihilate.

Let us begin…

50) White Cassel - It’s been proven that too much can clog your arteries.

49) Fleener-Schnitzel - Always difficult to digest or defeat.

48) Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe - Somewhere over 1,000 yards with a competent quarterback calling the shots.

47) Favre Dollar Footlong - Plus tax.

46) Forte Year-Old Virgin - In football, 27 with a questionable ankle is old.

45) Coples Therapy - Rex Ryan’s questionable methods are nicknamed for the first time.

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44) Prater Haters - Don’t hate the punter, hate the game.

43) Bjoern to be Wild - The Colts sure hope so.

42) 12 Items or Bess - The Browns interestingly chose Bess, despite lacking depth.

41) Back that Asomugha Up - The fragile cornerback did far too much of “backing up” last year.

40) Sproles Royce - Each one flashy in its own right?

39) Along Came Collie - And then he was gone.

38) The Playbook of Eli - Shockingly dominant.

37) Jersey Leshoure - Questionable, though creative.

36) Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi - Jacksonville might be that horrifying this year.

35) RG-3PO - This speedy play on words takes us back to a galaxy far, far away.

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34) I Dream of Beanie - Said no one ever.

33) Too Legit to Britt - Not quite.

32) What You Talkin’ Bout Hillis - A classic.

31) Medulla Amendola - You can’t really go wrong with a Waterboy shootout.

30) The Blair White Project - A forgotten tandem.

29) I Hate Torain on your Parade - Said David Wilson to Ryan Torain.

28) Burressted Development - Yes.

27) Orton Hears a Who - Who tells him to throw interceptions.

26) Rice Rice Baby - The first of its kind.

25) Foster: Australian for Touchdown - Marketing genius.

24) Corn on the Kolb - Always tough on the teeth.

23) Revis and Butthead - His Jets career in a nutshell.

22) James Starks of Winterfell - A 4.5 40-yard dash couldn’t have kept the Packers tailback away from those White Walkers.

21) The Garden of Weeden - (insert age joke here)

20) Pierre-Paul & Mary - Influential and omnipresent.

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19) Barden the Interruption - Loud noises!

18) I Can’t Believe it’s Not Cutler - Chicago fans still prefer margarine.

17) More Cushing for the Pushing - Intimidation is the key to fantasy victory.

16) Kalil Me Maybe - After guaranteeing a Super Bowl and then promptly incurring a season-ending foot injury, Ryan Kalil takes it down a notch.

15) The Big Tebowski - ”Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional bench-warming flashback.”

14) Sour Carimi and Onion - A powerful effect.

13) Talib it to Beaver - That’s fun to say.

12) Dez Dispenser - A potential collector’s item.

11) Stop Flynn the Name of Love - Um, he’ll stop himself.

10) Shonneshank Redemption - Get busy winning, or get busy dying.

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9) Hakuna Ma-Ngata - No worries in Baltimore right now.

8) Who Lechler Dogs Out? Punters are fearless.

7) What’s Eating Gabbert Grape - routinely 300-pound lineman.

6) Is That Your Final Ansah? Apparently.

5) I’m Sorry Fred Jackson - He was “for real.”

4) Red Hot Julius Peppers - A unique blent of flash and grit.

3) Henne Given Sunday - The Jaguars could use Steamin’ Beamen right about now.

2) Forgetting Brandon Marshall - Perfection.

1) Belicheck Yourself Before You Rex Yourself - Both ends of the spectrum explored.

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251 thoughts on “50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2013

  1. Reply SidelineMOB Jun 24, 2013 1:32 am

    Personally, we’re fans of “Isaiah Pead on My Shoes” and “Bernard Berrian My Grandma”. If we’re allowed to extend to commentators, then we’d also like to submit “Joe Buck Yourself”.

  2. Reply Zach Jun 27, 2013 4:04 pm

    Scooby drew breez doo

  3. Reply Brendan Jun 28, 2013 8:40 am

    Here’s my number…Call me Brady

  4. Reply Ty Jul 1, 2013 12:40 am

    How about… “Romo Oregato Mr. Roboto” or “Orakpo’s Modern Life” (talking about Rocko’s Modern Life for those people that don’t remember it).

  5. Reply Pat Jul 2, 2013 7:26 pm

    not sure if it’s anywhere else but how about..

    Eifert In Your General Direction

  6. Reply Lee Jul 3, 2013 11:10 am

    Paperbag SanchezWich

  7. Reply Scott Jul 7, 2013 9:18 pm

    Rookie Horror Picture Show

  8. Reply Chris Jul 8, 2013 2:35 pm

    This year Im going with “I Pitta The Fool”. Go Ravens!

  9. Reply Jeremy Jul 9, 2013 9:11 pm

    Off in Church…because no one beats off in church!

  10. Reply Matt masarick Jul 11, 2013 5:54 pm

    CRUZn To The Ship

  11. Reply JT Collins Jul 11, 2013 8:23 pm

    Last year this was my team name!

    Lets Skip the Forte

  12. Reply wm Jul 12, 2013 1:32 am

    Tittsburg Feelers

  13. Reply aaron Jul 12, 2013 6:25 pm

    Hollowpoint Hernandez or Junior Seau’s Shotgun Offence

  14. Reply Marshal Jul 13, 2013 2:40 am

    My team name this year is Broke Back Gronkowski

  15. Reply Peter Jul 14, 2013 8:21 pm

    Sanchez’s Butt Bongo…

  16. Reply chauncy! Jul 15, 2013 6:03 am

    Suck my Ditka =)

  17. Reply Stevo Jul 15, 2013 8:44 am

    Hernandez’s Henchmen

  18. Reply William Jul 15, 2013 9:51 am

    Arian Brotherhood

  19. Reply james Jul 15, 2013 3:06 pm

    My favorite Martin

  20. Reply Steven Jul 15, 2013 5:17 pm

    Last years name: Big TD’s and no Bush

  21. Reply Dan Jul 15, 2013 11:24 pm

    My 60 year old fathers team name last season was “Getn Bush is My Forte

  22. Reply adam Jul 16, 2013 12:12 am

    stafford infection

  23. Reply itsmebc Jul 16, 2013 10:47 pm

    Bounty, the Quicker F*kr Upper
    Hernandez is a Killer TE

  24. Reply Tyler Jul 17, 2013 4:45 am

    Percy Whipped Again

  25. Reply Mark Jul 17, 2013 8:43 pm

    Zimmerman’s defense

  26. Reply hef Jul 18, 2013 2:42 pm

    clean out urlacher

  27. Reply anon Jul 18, 2013 5:50 pm

    Cameron Wake & Bake

  28. Reply Drew Jul 19, 2013 5:12 pm

    Romoeo and Julioette if you have Tony Romo and Julio Jones

  29. Reply Alan Jul 19, 2013 9:28 pm

    Mingo Unchained

  30. Reply Vaughn Jul 19, 2013 9:52 pm

    Purple Yeezus

  31. Reply Tim Jul 19, 2013 10:46 pm

    Julio daddy?!

  32. Reply Eric Jul 20, 2013 2:56 am

    “The White Welkers” referencing the game of thrones.
    Calvin and Schaubs

  33. Reply Jazz Flute Escapades Jul 20, 2013 4:11 pm

    My favorite is Jazz Flute Escapades

  34. Reply Anthony Jul 21, 2013 9:56 am

    4th & 25 to life -

    Another Hernandez reference… but funny.

  35. Reply nick Jul 21, 2013 5:00 pm

    The Brady Bunch No Moore

  36. Reply t.j. Jul 21, 2013 9:50 pm

    2 Mannings 1 cup – Was funny one I saw last yr

  37. Reply craig Jul 22, 2013 12:42 pm

    felt green, then Eiferted

  38. Reply marc Jul 22, 2013 7:38 pm

    Flick My Vick

    Slob On My Kolb

    team names from the last 2 seasons

  39. Reply thayer Jul 23, 2013 1:37 am

    Reggies Bush

  40. Reply Chris Jul 23, 2013 9:59 am

    Aaron Hernandeadz

  41. Reply Perno Jul 23, 2013 10:41 am

    Forte Oz. To Freedom

  42. Reply Yo Mammy Jul 24, 2013 9:53 am

    There’s a new Sharrif in town.

  43. Reply Jayk Jul 24, 2013 4:22 pm

    Grab the Weeden Run

  44. Reply roneasy Jul 24, 2013 7:57 pm

    Ed Dickson your face

  45. Reply RRhodes Jul 25, 2013 5:28 am

    Seau Is Your Aim? Was my team name last year.

  46. Reply Chaddydeeb Jul 25, 2013 1:06 pm

    For Falcon Fans!

    Me N Julio DwnByDaSchlYrd

    Functioning Falcoholics

    Blalock This Down!

    Tylenol Cold and Coffman

    One Frank and a Biermann

    3 Matt’s one Bowl

    TD brings TD’s

    King Arthur’s Court

  47. Reply Zebediah Jul 25, 2013 6:09 pm

    Beast Infection

  48. Reply vonacip Jul 25, 2013 11:55 pm

    No Mas Sanchez

  49. Reply Jordan Jul 26, 2013 11:24 am

    Smoke a Blount drink a Forte

  50. Reply Baltimore Beat Down Jul 26, 2013 4:48 pm

    Last year’s names:

    Ngata Chance in Hell
    To Michael Oher Not to Michael
    The Boldin the Beautiful
    Pitta Party

  51. Reply Rob Jul 27, 2013 10:57 pm

    Aaron the Side of Coffin

  52. Reply house Jul 28, 2013 2:33 pm

    Arian Brotherhood

  53. Reply Peter Jul 28, 2013 2:36 pm

    I like to use the names of players on my team. Here are a few from my past:

    Plaxico’s Gun Squad

    Forte Ounce of MJD

    Transformers 3: Rise of Calvin

    Commissioner Brees Lynched Marshawn

  54. Reply Mike Jul 28, 2013 3:30 pm

    Eat My Schwartz

  55. Reply Katester Jul 28, 2013 9:34 pm

    Gould Diggers!

  56. Reply DB Jul 29, 2013 4:58 pm

    How are Favre, Henne, Peppers, Kolb, etc. appropriate references for 2013? Looks like just the same tired puns that show up every year.

  57. Reply Adam Jul 29, 2013 8:30 pm

    DeMarco Hurry….Tony is SlowMo!

  58. Reply Brandon Jul 30, 2013 9:50 am

    You Madderal Bro?

  59. Reply Adam Jul 30, 2013 3:28 pm

    Munchen on Bundchen

  60. Reply Ada Jul 30, 2013 3:31 pm

    Vick’s Puppies

  61. Reply Kal Jul 31, 2013 1:04 am

    Spiller Swallow

  62. Reply BURST Jul 31, 2013 2:12 am

    GOT WEEDEN MY POCKET

  63. Reply Dale Jul 31, 2013 4:22 pm

    Green Eggs and Manningham

  64. Reply Nate Jul 31, 2013 6:22 pm

    decker in the front welker in the rear

  65. Reply Carter Jul 31, 2013 9:23 pm

    The walking Dez

  66. Reply Kevin Jul 31, 2013 11:40 pm

    do i make you GOREny baby!?
    #Niners

  67. Reply Jordan Aug 1, 2013 8:41 am

    I got killer Aaron’s to run

  68. Reply Rob Aug 1, 2013 11:01 am

    Colon-Kaepping Dick.

    Get it? Colin Kaepernick? And he’s so good he’s gonna eff everyone in the a.

    And yes, my arms do hurt from all that reaching.

  69. Reply Chris Aug 1, 2013 11:59 am

    CARROLL HAS A STANK PERCY!

  70. Reply Jake amaral Aug 1, 2013 1:54 pm

    Aaron’t you guilty?

  71. Reply Po-Lock Aug 1, 2013 2:21 pm

    a couple years ago, I had a pic of brett favre as my logo and the team name was “throwing picks and texting chicks.”

  72. Reply Jayson Himes Aug 1, 2013 3:41 pm

    Stafford and Son

  73. Reply Jayson Himes Aug 1, 2013 3:47 pm

    Jamaal Charles In Charge

  74. Reply Woodley Belony Aug 1, 2013 7:05 pm

    We don’t rock playbooks,we got the ej manual
    #BILLS

  75. Reply Jason Aug 1, 2013 7:39 pm

    here you go

    OnceUGoBlackmonUNeverGoBack

  76. Reply Browns backer Aug 1, 2013 7:51 pm

    WeedenMyBrownies

  77. Reply DerickBuffard Aug 1, 2013 9:30 pm

    iCAMinURmomsPERCY…. my friends hate it. lmao

  78. Reply Byron Colindres Aug 1, 2013 9:49 pm

    We Touch Down There

  79. Reply Craig Jensen Aug 2, 2013 7:32 am

    How Much For a Graham?

  80. Reply CJ Aug 2, 2013 7:56 am

    My Knee Grows

  81. Reply Dan Aug 2, 2013 11:07 am

    Iupati like a rockstar

  82. Reply Craig Aug 2, 2013 11:41 am

    A few I have used in the past:

    Arian Nation, Chatanooga Lockouts, theRapists, Sweatpants and Handguns.

    I always theme with a player on my team or the main offseason controversy.

    This year it might just be The Patriot Assassins or Liars, Guns and Patriots or deadBodies by Hernandez. Somewhere along those lines.

  83. Reply Say Whaaa Aug 2, 2013 1:36 pm

    Harvin is a Hipster

  84. Reply Big Tex Aug 3, 2013 7:22 pm

    Cooper Klux Klan, I’m Harvin Surgery, Gronkitis, Your cut-Clean out Urlacher, Romosexual Tendancies, A-Flacco-lypse Now……..

  85. Reply Michael Vick Aug 4, 2013 3:06 am

    Cooper Klux Klan

  86. Reply Jack Aug 4, 2013 1:49 pm

    The team formerly known as Prince Amakamura

  87. Reply Tim Aug 4, 2013 5:32 pm

    I got Weeden my bowl

  88. Reply Dani Aug 4, 2013 5:37 pm

    Golden-Tate Bridge

  89. Reply jake Aug 5, 2013 1:38 am

    Rodriquez Vitamin Co.
    Jo-Pa’s Revenge
    Sandusky’s Tears

  90. Reply Markus Aug 5, 2013 9:09 am

    It’s My Vick in a Box. Or my all time favorite…Touchdown My Pants

  91. Reply jettyray Aug 5, 2013 11:11 am

    That’s so Ravens

  92. Reply toolfirepoi Aug 5, 2013 11:52 am

    Smokin Dat AJ Green

  93. Reply Pete Aug 5, 2013 11:53 am

    My team name for the last two years has been “Off in Church” Cuz nobody beats off in church…

  94. Reply Paul malone Aug 5, 2013 1:29 pm

    yes, a Hernandez reference but its good

    ” Caught Redhandez ”

    The man wore red gloves too

  95. Reply KD Aug 5, 2013 3:37 pm

    How about….

    Ben there Tate that

  96. Reply KD Aug 5, 2013 3:42 pm

    Manti Your Shoes Denard!

  97. Reply KD Aug 5, 2013 5:05 pm

    Touchdown My Pants

  98. Reply KD Aug 5, 2013 5:10 pm

    Kibbles and Vicks

  99. Reply M Aug 6, 2013 12:01 pm

    Yo! Blounts, Bitches, and Fortes!

  100. Reply Tyrone Aug 6, 2013 3:05 pm

    Cry me a rivers

  101. Reply Dynomite Aug 7, 2013 5:06 am

    Cruz without booze

  102. Reply Dynomite Aug 7, 2013 5:10 am

    Bet no one can come up with one for collin Kapernick!

  103. Reply thefattymatty Aug 7, 2013 3:57 pm

    A Shaved Percy is a Baldwin….

    ….too dirty?

  104. Reply Tappdaddy Aug 7, 2013 6:24 pm

    Mathieu a question?

    But my favorite is still “Somewhere over DeWayne Bowe”.

  105. Reply chagen77 Aug 7, 2013 7:02 pm

    Putcho-Weeden-it
    Hong Ndamukong Phoey

  106. Reply PaddyOGrady Aug 9, 2013 12:14 pm

    The Dick Cheney FU League ‘-)

    • Reply JP Aug 17, 2013 9:57 pm

      I call my dick cheney because it shoots people in the face (if you’re looking for a better dick cheney reference)

  107. Reply JoshBehm Aug 9, 2013 11:12 pm

    MegaTRON Legacy

  108. Reply DSheff Aug 10, 2013 11:05 am

    Slob on R Cobb

  109. Reply yodaddy Aug 10, 2013 11:48 pm

    Aaron Murdernandez

  110. Reply SweatyJ Aug 11, 2013 12:07 am

    Forsett in her butt

  111. Reply BG Aug 11, 2013 11:32 am

    I’m Harvin A Headache

  112. Reply shsweb Aug 11, 2013 11:42 am

    Le’Veon Ring My Bell

  113. Reply Worldplayer Aug 12, 2013 10:10 am

    I left my Weeden Josh’s Cribb

  114. Reply gabe in ny Aug 12, 2013 12:28 pm

    CRUZin to VICTORy

  115. Reply DML Aug 13, 2013 8:55 am

    “I Put My Ditka in Her Butkus”

  116. Reply CS Aug 13, 2013 5:14 pm

    Good Will Punting….How you like them apples

  117. Reply Los Aug 13, 2013 5:47 pm

    2 Girls 1 Kaep !!

  118. Reply Mr D Aug 13, 2013 11:26 pm

    Manti Te’o's Imaginary Friends

  119. Reply Worldplayer Aug 14, 2013 9:14 am

    My Percy Hurts!

  120. Reply Stewbug82 Aug 15, 2013 6:16 am

    Marshawn of the Dead, Ben there Raped that, Blood and Gore, Foster’s Home for Fantasy Touchdowns, and my personal favorite Micheal Vick’s Underdogs.

  121. Reply nathan Aug 15, 2013 1:45 pm

    Cooper is in Vick’s Doghouse

  122. Reply Michael Batzel Aug 15, 2013 8:38 pm

    Wayne Moore Johnson than You!

  123. Reply Troop Aug 16, 2013 11:34 am

    Flynn till the wheels fall off

  124. Reply Riley Cooper Aug 16, 2013 5:51 pm

    Riley KKKooper
    Dr. Riley Cooper MD-KKK
    PoinDexter McClusterFuck

  125. Reply Paula Deen Aug 16, 2013 5:59 pm

    A hanging by Mr. Cooper
    Marshawn Lynched… by Riley Cooper

  126. Reply Brian Polizzano Aug 18, 2013 4:47 pm

    Black and Welker

  127. Reply JJKoshane Aug 19, 2013 3:49 pm

    Tebow’n Up Gang Signs

  128. Reply Kyle B Aug 19, 2013 4:24 pm

    Sanchez’s brown nosers

  129. Reply Kirk Aug 19, 2013 4:28 pm

    Mine for the last three years -> Return of the Maclin. Of course can’t go there this year, but it will be perfect for next year!

  130. Reply Nick Aug 19, 2013 5:03 pm

    Cams Foster Child

  131. Reply David Hart Aug 19, 2013 5:48 pm

    Chad Henne Boo Boo
    Cooper’s Plantation
    Jacquizz in my pants

  132. Reply Norm Aug 19, 2013 6:15 pm

    Romo witten his pants

  133. Reply Ariakis Aug 19, 2013 6:56 pm

    Turn your head and Coughlin

  134. Reply Böne Märrow TränsAm™ Aug 19, 2013 8:51 pm

    Cant We All Just Get A Howie Long?

  135. Reply Mad Sq. Gardener Aug 20, 2013 1:04 am

    JETS FANs

    The Dark McKnight
    *30 Shades of Garay
    This Hill has Eyes
    *The Goodson
    *Larry, Moe, & Kerely
    Geno 911
    Officer Winslow
    The Odd Coples
    I don’t give a Folk
    Barnes and Nobles
    30 Miles and Rontez
    Holmes Depot

  136. Reply Mike K Aug 20, 2013 1:41 pm

    Green Bowl Packers

    • Reply Phil M Aug 20, 2013 5:13 pm

      Brady GaGa
      Marshawnshank Redemption
      Manning the Torpedoes
      Florida-Georgia Linebacker
      Watt Would JJ Do

  137. Reply mo gunz Aug 20, 2013 7:46 pm

    I’m a first time fantasy football player and I’m a girl. How’s this guys?

    Gone With the Wind, I’m Manti Te’os Girlfriend.

  138. Reply AStrutz Aug 22, 2013 3:19 pm

    Urine Trouble Von Miller

  139. Reply Edaddy Aug 23, 2013 11:07 am

    Ron Mexico’s Carlos Danger

  140. Reply Layton Aug 24, 2013 7:24 pm

    Sandusky and the Tight End’s or Sandusky & the Boys

  141. Reply M digs Aug 24, 2013 9:35 pm

    I got 99 problems but Michael Vick ain’t one

  142. Reply Karen Aug 24, 2013 11:47 pm

    dangeRuss Minds

  143. Reply Talltayls21 Aug 25, 2013 3:00 am

    Rayging Rice-aholics

    Or

    Make it Dwayne on them Bowe’s

    Lol

  144. Reply Landyn Aug 25, 2013 5:40 pm

    Walsh me white as snow

  145. Reply Shaun Aug 25, 2013 7:52 pm

    Hernandez had a killa offseason

  146. Reply the lady Aug 25, 2013 11:06 pm

    i’m a girl and love football! In an all guy league, how bout there’s a psycho spiller in reggie’s bushes?! You like?!!

  147. Reply Kate Aug 26, 2013 12:33 am

    I was 2 Mannings 1 Cup last year, and I won my league (2 Mannings, THE Cup!)

  148. Reply Anthony Aug 26, 2013 4:56 am

    Mad Cowboy Disease

  149. Reply JJ2K Aug 26, 2013 6:35 am

    Lacy Town
    Shorts Shorts Man

  150. Reply James Aug 26, 2013 3:53 pm

    The golden tit

  151. Reply Troy Aug 26, 2013 7:36 pm

    MyFleenerBurnsWheniP

  152. Reply Matt Aug 27, 2013 5:10 am

    Boldin the Beautiful

  153. Reply Jim Aug 27, 2013 10:28 am

    Demariyus Rucker and the Blowfish

  154. Reply Jake Aug 27, 2013 10:50 am

    Plaxidental Discharge

  155. Reply Pamela Anderson Aug 27, 2013 1:09 pm

    Multiple Scoregasms

  156. Reply AC Aug 27, 2013 1:48 pm

    Cam you see my Newtons

  157. Reply jack Aug 27, 2013 9:30 pm

    Oooh Killem #hernandez

  158. Reply Chase Aug 28, 2013 12:27 am

    Ben over and Tate it like a man

  159. Reply BFantana Aug 28, 2013 1:01 am

    My previous ones:
    2011 – Orton Hears a Suh
    2012 – Mendenhall and Oats
    2013 – Jay and Sidelined Rob Strike Back

  160. Reply Nhs Aug 28, 2013 2:27 am

    “Let’s see them TD’s”

  161. Reply Brad Aug 28, 2013 4:36 pm

    Camel Turf Toe ;)

  162. Reply scott t Aug 28, 2013 5:44 pm

    An oldie, but the best…

    Faulk Y’all

  163. Reply MWB Aug 28, 2013 6:17 pm

    Aaron MurderMyFriendez

  164. Reply Scott Aug 28, 2013 9:38 pm

    ” The Laser Show ” last years had welker on my team, for all you Boston fans you would know about this name

  165. Reply Charlie Aug 28, 2013 10:45 pm

    She was Jackson my Vick
    Lick my Tate.
    No Black mon in her Bush
    Makin it Wayne on her Bush

  166. Reply Mitch Aug 29, 2013 5:38 am

    The Tannehill’s Have Eyes

  167. Reply Greg Aug 29, 2013 10:22 pm

    1.21 JJ Watts!

  168. Reply Rick Aug 30, 2013 11:41 am

    BreesusChrist Superstar

  169. Reply Rick Aug 30, 2013 11:57 am

    Show me your TDs
    Hernandez Murder Weapons
    Chalupa Batman
    Twerk Patrol
    Thr33Fing3rsD33p

    Just a few in my league…

  170. Reply Pokemon Fighter5 Aug 30, 2013 3:35 pm

    Gotta Kaep ‘em All
    What’s the Story, Morning Gore-y
    Michael Crabtree and Evelyn
    The Boldin the Beautiful
    Davis-ion Champs
    The Willis to Win
    Girls want my D
    SF 69ers
    JJ Kilo-Watt
    Virtual Lynch-sanity
    Seadderall Seahawks
    Biscuits and Brady
    Kansas City Cheese
    Super Harbaugh Brothers

  171. Reply TheLBC Aug 31, 2013 3:18 pm

    Lions Fans:

    The Taming of Suh!!

  172. Reply ATL Brave Falcons Aug 31, 2013 4:36 pm

    Team Romosexual

  173. Reply Kris Sep 1, 2013 2:15 am

    The Marshawn Lynch Mob

  174. Reply Card fan Sep 1, 2013 4:30 am

    Cards jokes or team names plz can’t think of any

  175. Reply Woods Sep 1, 2013 4:55 pm

    “LETS GET READY to Butt Fumble!”

  176. Reply J-dawg Sep 1, 2013 6:32 pm

    Does anyone have any for Doug Martin

  177. Reply Phil Sep 1, 2013 10:39 pm

    Morris than meets the eye, sponge bob sproles pants, hangin with Riley cooper

  178. Reply buzz Sep 1, 2013 11:29 pm

    Rockin’ Jim Schwartz

  179. Reply tingle Sep 1, 2013 11:48 pm

    Drew-Tang Killa Brees

  180. Reply tingle Sep 1, 2013 11:50 pm

    The Big Gronkowski

  181. Reply scott Sep 2, 2013 2:36 pm

    North Attleboro Body Disposal

  182. Reply JJ Sep 2, 2013 9:50 pm

    MJDs, Fosters and Drewbrees

    Morris Better

  183. Reply kevin Sep 2, 2013 9:52 pm

    Breaston Plants

  184. Reply Kellie Sep 2, 2013 11:11 pm

    Weeden start the fire

  185. Reply Dwight Sep 2, 2013 11:16 pm

    Doug Dynasty
    Cant keep a blackmon down
    Nobody Dez it better
    T Rich or Die Trying
    Sexy Andy he know it
    Julio think you are?
    W.D Forte
    Put a Kaep on it

  186. Reply Sarah C. Sep 3, 2013 6:59 pm

    Schaub on my Giant Johnson

  187. Reply Justin Sep 4, 2013 12:35 am

    Vick in a box.

  188. Reply Glenn Sep 4, 2013 10:35 am

    Here’s a couple I used:

    Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
    What Would Jones-Drew
    Super Manning Bros.
    J.J. S.W.A.T.T. TEAM
    Shonnshank Redemption

    And my personal favorite: A Forte of Matty Ice

  189. Reply joe Sep 4, 2013 1:38 pm

    Sanduskys tightends

  190. Reply sean Sep 4, 2013 9:05 pm

    Willfork-for-food
    Dirty Sanchez

  191. Reply Jen Sep 4, 2013 10:27 pm

    STAFF infection in my JOHNSON

  192. Reply LJ Sep 5, 2013 1:40 am

    I went with a Breaking Bad theme:

    Gatorade Me, Bitch!

  193. Reply SportyPk Sep 5, 2013 1:51 am

    Golden Grahams

  194. Reply Brian Sep 5, 2013 10:37 pm

    Alshonit my pants

  195. Reply daniel seymour Sep 6, 2013 12:57 am

    Party on Wanye

  196. Reply Ken Sep 6, 2013 1:20 am

    Vick Throws a Pitt

  197. Reply Miron Sep 6, 2013 11:12 am

    Montee Ball and the Holy Grail

  198. Reply Tracey Sep 6, 2013 7:42 pm

    100% chance of Golden Showers
    Brees Nuts!
    Can I get an Amen-dola?
    Smoke a Bowe, drink a Forte

  199. Reply MARCUS Sep 7, 2013 7:37 am

    Tha Revis and Woodhead show
    Rated R for Gore
    Alien Vs. Peterson

  200. Reply Mike Sep 7, 2013 3:12 pm

    Smoke a bowe’ drink a forte’

  201. Reply Robert Sep 8, 2013 12:17 am

    Hernandez’s Pistol Offense

  202. Reply Kada jo Sep 9, 2013 11:18 pm

    Last year: i have akers of bush

  203. Reply Dave Sep 11, 2013 10:50 pm

    Have you seen my Fleener

  204. Reply Mark Sep 19, 2013 7:47 pm

    Live Brees or Die Hard

  205. Reply Bone6325 Sep 20, 2013 2:00 am

    For all you skaters out there.

    Scoring Is Not A Crime

  206. Reply RecDaddy Sep 21, 2013 6:11 am

    My Percy Hurts

  207. Reply DJ Sep 22, 2013 7:35 pm

    WARE are my winnings

    LETS GO DALLAS

  208. Reply Alex Sep 22, 2013 7:37 pm

    Riley KKKooper

  209. Reply ja Sep 23, 2013 9:13 am

    Carlos danger

  210. Reply Jim Sep 26, 2013 6:41 am

    My favorite: Go Luck Yourself

  211. Reply G Sep 26, 2013 12:07 pm

    My Vick In a Box

  212. Reply Flatcat8 Sep 27, 2013 10:18 pm

    Short Bus Bullies

    Remember the 6 P’s (Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)

  213. Reply Compsella Oct 1, 2013 8:36 pm

    The End-All, Bilal

  214. Reply FemmeFatale Oct 3, 2013 11:49 am

    Kibbles n’ Vicks

  215. Reply TacoCorp Oct 4, 2013 1:00 am

    I run an ESPN league that automatically assigns Team Smith or Team Jones names. Any players who haven’t renamed their team by the end of the draft, I make up a name based on who they drafted. Some examples:

    Brees-Rice Nasal Strips
    No Sean, More Anal
    Ball Nicks
    Don’t Spiller the Weeden
    Eeli Sushi Sproles
    Dez Leg Wes Broken (Andre Brown broke his leg the day of our draft and somebody picked him anyway)

  216. Reply Melissa Oct 10, 2013 8:03 pm

    RG 3-Way with a Romosexual

  217. Reply Meader Oct 10, 2013 10:02 pm

    DEZert Storm

    cuz he’s a one man army

  218. Reply Nick Oct 14, 2013 5:20 pm

    The power of Blount force

    LeGarrette Blount punched a player at boise state when he played at Oregon. LEGARRETTE!!

  219. Reply Agen O Oct 16, 2013 4:49 pm

    Hardesty Wreck Shin

  220. Reply Chris Oct 17, 2013 4:35 am

    GoldenTaterTots 4 seahawks fans I suppose

  221. Reply rich Oct 17, 2013 11:10 pm

    Goldentaints

  222. Reply MarylandPride410 Oct 19, 2013 12:59 pm

    Amendola Bills Y’all

  223. Reply CJ Nov 11, 2013 8:01 pm

    how about “going Incognito” or a personal favorite…”show me some TDs”?

  224. Reply ll Dec 4, 2013 1:07 am

    Vicks doggie day care

    sandusky’s touch football

    hernandez pistol offence

    all really funny

  225. Reply Antwon Jackson Dec 7, 2013 7:39 pm

    Sneezing and Coughlin

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