30 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2013 72

While we’re all about the one day fantasy baseball leagues we offer here at FanDuel (a far superior option, in our humble opinions :) ), we’re well aware that many of you still enjoy a good old-fashioned season-long league. It may be a matter of a month or two before you get bored with your teams, but while you’re still interested and in need of some witty ideas, here are some funny fantasy baseball team names that you can’t go wrong with in 2013.

Some of these were originals by us here at FanDuel HQ, while others were handpicked from around the web, representing the funniest and best ones we found. In no particular order, here are the top 30 picks. Enjoy!

2013 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Tastes Like Ichiros

Angels in the Troutfield

Re-Encarnación

TP for my Buchholz

Jews for Jesus Montero

Designated Quitters

Sweet, Sweet Mármol-Aid

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Grand Theft Votto

Borbón Rocks

Charleston-Soo Shoo

You Kill Us, Kevin

Joe West, Young Man

Testosteraun Braun

Tacoby Bellsbury

Smoak on the Wieters

Super Upton Brothers

Marcum Eight, Dude

Sippin on Gin Andrus

Pocket Full of Posey

Latos Intolerant

I Fontenot What Love Is

Joe Buck Yourself

Dr. Andrews’ Laboratory

wOBA is Me

Morneau After Pill

Stop! Hammeltime

Carry On My Heyward Dunn

Walks With 4 Balls

I’m Bringing Sexson Back

Kershawshank Redemption

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72 thoughts on “30 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2013

  1. Reply Owen O'Brien Jan 28, 2013 7:36 pm

    - Cano Soup For You

    - 902Cano

    - On Tabata World

    - Fontenot Youth

    - LaHair Club for Men

  2. Reply Neek81 Jan 28, 2013 8:12 pm

    Ur girl wants us texiera

  3. Reply Neek81 Jan 28, 2013 8:13 pm

    Also lincecum on ya face lmfao

  4. Reply mayfield Jan 29, 2013 12:00 am

    here’s my number, Kozma maybe?

  5. Reply cmumiami Feb 6, 2013 2:28 am

    I think the proper name for the 2013 season is:

    1. New Miami Clinic or
    2. The PED Sox or
    3. The Biogenesis Liars or better yet
    4. The Biogenesis Bullshits

  6. Reply Ethier said then Dunn Feb 9, 2013 10:19 pm

    lol

  7. Reply Ethier said then Dunn Feb 9, 2013 10:25 pm

    Aftter the BJ I was Hardy

  8. Reply ROUW Feb 17, 2013 2:24 am

    all the call me maybe ones suck, this is obviously the best one

    Furcal Me Maybe

  9. Reply Mike Feb 21, 2013 4:21 pm

    I have 3 keepers (Tulo, Braun and Trout)

    Team name:

    Tulo want 2 fsh 4 Braun Trout?

  10. Reply jack Feb 21, 2013 8:29 pm

    Fister Uggla Pujols
    Uggla Pujols Fister

  11. Reply Spetty Feb 24, 2013 6:22 pm

    The Pedroiaphiles

    HammelToe

  12. Reply Jred1903 Feb 25, 2013 7:58 pm

    2 Upton’s 1 Cup

  13. Reply Ya, I went there Mar 1, 2013 2:56 am

    A-Rod in your Pujols

  14. Reply Jay Mar 1, 2013 7:57 pm

    Vogelshlongs

  15. Reply Coil 41 Mar 3, 2013 6:45 am

    Verlander Rover

  16. Reply Ty Mar 4, 2013 1:22 am

    The Dempster Babies (Get it? Dumpster…)
    The Orangle Marmol-Aid
    The Hannibal Lester’s
    Take Maholm Tonight

  17. Reply Joel Mar 4, 2013 11:45 pm

    The Balking Dead!!

  18. Reply Jeremy Vela Mar 5, 2013 5:06 pm

    Napoli An Dynomite

  19. Reply Mark Mar 7, 2013 8:49 pm

    Napoli Headed Hoes

  20. Reply Rob Mar 10, 2013 3:28 pm

    Down With The Kipnis
    Kingman’s Performance

  21. Reply Mikey T Mar 11, 2013 2:34 pm

    TULO-GIT TO QUIT

  22. Reply Jimbo Slice Mar 11, 2013 2:59 pm

    Prom Night Dempster Baby

  23. Reply Billy Mar 12, 2013 8:26 am

    The reverse cowgill

  24. Reply Kyle Mar 12, 2013 3:25 pm

    Pitches Love The Dickey

  25. Reply Matt Mar 15, 2013 9:35 am

    Motte-ma Gandhi

  26. Reply Derek Jeter is the best ever Mar 17, 2013 12:36 pm

    Tape a Jeter to her back
    The Boston PED Sox

  27. Reply Ryan Mar 18, 2013 7:19 pm

    Honeynut Ichiros
    The devil wears Prado
    Take a left on Huston street

  28. Reply Adam O'Dell Mar 19, 2013 8:48 pm

    There can only be 1 Verlander

  29. Reply Patric Kirkland Mar 20, 2013 10:26 am

    Bourne Notice
    BP’s Bruucekies

  30. Reply James Turner Mar 20, 2013 2:12 pm

    I Just Goldschmidt My Pants

  31. Reply josh puckett Mar 20, 2013 4:47 pm

    buster nut in her posey

  32. Reply Bob DaKow Mar 20, 2013 8:46 pm

    It Burns When I Peavy

  33. Reply Bruce Mar 22, 2013 10:54 am

    Worley Swirls

  34. Reply Justin Szabo Mar 29, 2013 4:19 pm

    Heyward ya blow me?

    Tulo window Tulo wall

    Buster Posey wide open

    MoLester

    Bautista Bomb

  35. Reply Jesse Mar 30, 2013 12:02 am

    Houston Afros

  36. Reply Eric Mar 30, 2013 9:27 am

    Leave It To Weaver
    There Can Be Only Juan
    You Can’t Handle The Plouffe!

  37. Reply phills guy Apr 2, 2013 2:40 pm

    busta nut in her posey
    licecum in her mclouth
    multiple scoregasms
    2 burells 1 cup
    my wieters is longoria than yours
    furcal me maybin
    juan pierre 2 pierees 3pierres
    voto pleasure
    ichiro and scratchiro

  38. Reply South Side Sox Apr 3, 2013 12:35 pm

    Yu-puttz-witzki on the rocks!

  39. Reply South Side Sox Apr 3, 2013 12:52 pm

    Yucatchit between Yu’rlegs

  40. Reply Joe Apr 3, 2013 5:40 pm

    RBI’d for her Pleasure.

  41. Reply ReignMan Apr 5, 2013 12:29 am

    Rake & Bake

  42. Reply Austin Apr 6, 2013 11:10 am

    Clippard the Big Red Dog
    Make the Right Joyce

  43. Reply sam Apr 7, 2013 2:53 am

    can anyone come up wit one for anthony rizzo?

  44. Reply Doug Apr 7, 2013 8:26 am

    Cain I Lincecum in your Posey?

  45. Reply Mike Apr 8, 2013 10:41 pm

    Last year, after Pujols (who I drafted #1 overall) sucked it up all of April, I changed my team’s name to:

    More Like Poo Holes

  46. Reply Kyle Apr 11, 2013 12:16 am

    OneChooFreeseTrikesYuTrout!

  47. Reply Zack Apr 13, 2013 9:44 am

    Started From Tabata, Now Revere

  48. Reply Jake Apr 14, 2013 12:15 am

    Kempire State building
    Kempire state of mind

  49. Reply DC Apr 17, 2013 2:51 am

    whac-a-molina

  50. Reply CS May 18, 2013 12:51 am

    Anybody got another good one for Goldschmidt (besides I just goldschmidt my pants), or for Kipnis, McCutchen?

  51. Reply NEast_Beast84 May 24, 2013 4:31 pm

    Goldschmidt In Your Hat

  52. Reply J Jun 3, 2013 12:53 pm

    Dickey In Lincecum out

  53. Reply bcmartin627 Jun 6, 2013 6:43 pm

    Dickey in my Pujol

    THROW IN THE BULLPENis

  54. Reply B Jun 11, 2013 12:55 am

    Better Cuet than never
    Never look a gift morse in it’s mouth
    No Remorse/morse code/morsel— pretty versatile name
    Obi-wan Canobi
    Cano you didn’t

  55. Reply Hoody Jun 22, 2013 12:57 pm

    I was dominating my league last year and when he was super hot I changed my team name to;

    Can’t Kipnis Close!

  56. Reply Splitzy Jul 10, 2013 5:36 pm

    Hosmers house
    Harpers Demo Co.
    BioGen Lumber injectors

  57. Reply AtlAntA_BrAves Jul 21, 2013 2:17 pm

    Florida Beached Whales

  58. Reply sfemami Jul 28, 2013 10:28 pm

    Manbear Puig
    The devil wears prado
    Ogando in 60 Seconds
    Stanton With My Daddy
    The Good, The Bad, and the Utley
    Melky Discharge
    Who? Adam Jones. Who? Adam Jones

  59. Reply Eric Chavez Aug 2, 2013 12:56 pm

    Tulo-jit, Tulojit to Quit
    Wake me up before you Cargo

  60. Reply rking Feb 5, 2014 7:09 pm

    Roids to Riches

  61. Reply CKE Feb 9, 2014 6:06 pm

    Big Melky Breasts

  62. Reply RICHY Mar 5, 2014 10:56 pm

    DiCKeY iN De AzA

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